1. I find giving a stuffed animal as a gift to your significant other to be a complete waste of money. Am I going to sleep with it just because you gave it to me? No, I am going to sleep with the same stuffed animal that I have slept with for 17 years. Do boys really have any use for a stuffed animal? No, it just sits awkwardly in their room and then when a friend comes over they have to say "dude, my girlfriend gave it to me..." The signify that they would really prefer something else. Plus, stuffed animals are cute, but they lose their cuteness as they sit in my shelf of stuffed animals that are gonna go to the goodwill whenever I get around to it. You know what's super cute? Jewelry. (hint hint)
2. I just finished my research paper. I can't wait to peer edit everybody else's and bleed all over their paper with my cute sparkly gel pen because theirs will never be on the same level of excellence as mine.
3. You've been dating for two days and they're already annoying you. You've been together for a year and they've cheated on you four times. Do you expect them to stop if you are married and have children? No, they won't. You are young and probably the best looking you will ever be and have every right to the pick of the litter.
4) I get nervous when people sit right next to me and whisper, when I'm ringing up someone's food and they stare at the price with a confused look on their face, when I hear something moving in my front yard, when there's only one empty seat on the bus because one time in last year I sat in that one to find out it was the one that all of the kids spit in, everytime that I look on his facebook, when someone asks me to hangout and I really don't wanna hangout, when I get a call from an unknown number and they leave me a voicemail, and when someone says that they're about to throw up.
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