My comprehensive list of situations that I have found myself in

this year that have sucked. I am lucky enough to have somethings big happen to me as well. These are all just bummers.

1. When you catch on that you are only a partial idiot instead of a full one or not one at all.

2. When you are sober and don't hook up because your morals aren't as dull as a butter knife, unlike the girls at school.
3. When most boys do not want to hang out with girls who are sober and do not hook up.
4. When you are an attractive female and have the personality of an unattractive male.

5. When you are not pretty at all without makeup.

6. When you "accept the love that you think you deserve" without noticing that they never really offered any love in the first place.

7. When You wake up one day and try to care about people but they don't really care that you care.

8. When you make your whole life revolve around someone and then they break up with you in the middle of the week so you don't even have a weekend to devise some sort of a plan of how not to explode.

9. When everything really disappoints you.

10. When boys really "want a girlfriend," but they didn't mean you so go away.

11. When you drink coffee at 12am because you hoped someone was coming over and then they don't come over so you can't sleep.

12. When someone says they'll make it up to you but you know they won't so you're completely confused about their intentions.

13. When you realize that your gut is always right the hard way and continue to ignore it anyway.

14. When you shave because you think someone is coming over and say "waste of a man" instead of "waste of a shave" when they do not come over and then realize that waste of a man applies pretty well too.

15. When they like blondes.

16. When the girl at work does nothing.

17. When you can't decide if people laugh at everything you say because you're really that funny or they just have nothing else to say to you.

18. When smart boys don't like you and tell you that you have to manyt insecurities.

19. When your ex who you still love tells you that they miss you and that you have a nice butt.

20. When your ex who you still love tells you that they miss you and that you have a nice ass when they are intoxicated.

21. When everything goes wrong in your sleep.

22. When someone goes through your stuff, then lies about it.
23. When other people start to catch on that you are really really loony.

24. When the front part of your centipede dies.



Holler, I suppose.